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Beauty & The Beast - A Horny Love Story

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Beauty & The Beast - A Horny Love Story
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: A HORNY LOVE STORY

He might be a beast but his castle is to die for!

Award-winning adult-panto queens He’s Behind You! return with a ridiculous new version of the 18th greatest love story ever told. Be our guest in the frostbitten Scottish village of Lickmanochers where inexperienced mummy’s boy Bertie becomes the prisoner of an aristocratic brute with lustrous body hair and a castle that's just begging for a makeover. As the snow falls, it's not just the tension that rises...

Starring the best dame in town Matthew Baldwin (“sublime” - Guardian; “wonderful” - Time Out) and packed with big laughs, daft frocks, hilarious songs and all the panto trimmings, don’t miss London’s top festive night out. It’s fabulous fun - just NOT for all the family.   

Written by Jon Bradfield & Martin Hooper
Songs by Jon Bradfield
Directed by Andrew Beckett
Produced by Oli Sones for He's Behind You!

Praise for previous He's Behind You! shows:

★★★★★ "Outrageous. The hit of the festive season" – The Stage, Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick
★★★★ "A fun festive treat. Terrifically entertaining. Delightfully daft" – Gay Times, Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick
★★★★★ "Hilarious. Delivers on every front. You won't find another show like it" – Curtain Call, Jack & The Beanstalk: What A Whopper!
★★★★ "Impeccably produced, flawlessly performed, and riotously funny, this is head and shoulders above anything of its kind" – Reviews Hub, Jack & The Beanstalk: What A Whopper!
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The Sunday Night Variety Show

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The Sunday Night Variety Show
Step into a world of glamour, swing, and showstopping entertainment as Broadway and West End legends Cory English (Back to the Future the musical, The Producers) and Christina Bianco (Funny Girl, Joseph) are joined by stage favourite Lee Ormsby (Phantom of the Opera, Les Miserables) and special guest vocalists including Ben Ashley (X-Factor), Nikki Miller (Soul Girl)  and Darren Coulton (Greatest Showman Tribute) accompanied by the sensational Starlight Big Band 

From the golden age of the big band to the bright lights of the West End, this dazzling evening celebrates timeless hits, unforgettable voices, and the sheer joy of live music. Expect everything from toe-tapping swing, smooth soul and soaring show tunes — performed by some of the finest talents in the business.

Whether you’re a lover of classic big band brilliance, timeless soul or modern musical magic, this is a night guaranteed to leave you smiling, humming, and wanting more.


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