Beauty & The Beast - A Horny Love Story

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Beauty & The Beast - A Horny Love Story
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: A HORNY LOVE STORY

He might be a beast but his castle is to die for!

Award-winning adult-panto queens He’s Behind You! return with a ridiculous new version of the 18th greatest love story ever told. Be our guest in the frostbitten Scottish village of Lickmanochers where inexperienced mummy’s boy Bertie becomes the prisoner of an aristocratic brute with lustrous body hair and a castle that's just begging for a makeover. As the snow falls, it's not just the tension that rises...

Starring the best dame in town Matthew Baldwin (“sublime” - Guardian; “wonderful” - Time Out) and packed with big laughs, daft frocks, hilarious songs and all the panto trimmings, don’t miss London’s top festive night out. It’s fabulous fun - just NOT for all the family.   

Written by Jon Bradfield & Martin Hooper
Songs by Jon Bradfield
Directed by Andrew Beckett
Produced by Oli Sones for He's Behind You!

A gloriously filthy adult panto, bursting with camp, chaos and heart

Everything Theatre ★★★★

A riotous banquet of a show... Another triumphant laugh-fest from the He's Behind You! team

London Living Large ★★★★★

Joyful, queer, rude and packed with heart. A chaotic, magical dream

The Live Review ★★★★

Thoroughly entertaining. A must-see

West End Best Friend ★★★★

Outrageous

The Stage ★★★★

Great songs. Amazing sets. Stunning cast. I absolutely loved it

LondonTheatre1 ★★★★★

Festive filth, done fabulously. He’s behind you proves once again that when it comes to adult panto they’re in a league of their own

The Recs ★★★★★

The audience was roaring with belly laughter throughout the evening. My cheeks ached. I'll be back for more next year

Stage to Page ★★★★★

Joyous, riotous and utterly brilliant

Pink Prince Theatre ★★★★★

Outrageously funny. He’s Behind You! really have set the standard for adult pantomimes

Curtain Call ★★★★★

This adults-only panto romcom is epically silly, outrageously camp, and surprisingly heartfelt

London Born & Bred ★★★★★

Dates & Times

21 November - 11 January 2026
Tues - Sat 7.30pm

Sat Matinee 2.30pm
Sun matinee 1.00pm
Sun Eve 5.00pm

(No Performance: 25 Dec, 26 Dec, 31 Dec)
Running Time: 2hrs 20minutes with an interval

Wednesday 10 December - Captioned Performance

Tickets

Tickets from £25

Group Bookings
15+ - 10% Off - Click Here To Book
20+ - 15% Off and Booker Goes Free - Contact The Box Office

There is a £2.50 booking fee charged per ticket on phone and internet orders, and 50p restoration levy charged on all tickets. Box office at venue open to personal callers from 2 hours before the curtain time for every performance.

For access bookings, please call the Box Office on 08444 930 650
For access patrons arriving by car or taxi, please call us the day before the performance and we can supply an access code for Villiers Street

Tel: 08444 930 650

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