Beauty & The Beast - A Horny Love Story
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BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: A HORNY LOVE STORY
He might be a beast but his castle is to die for!
Award-winning adult-panto queens He’s Behind You! return with a ridiculous new version of the 18th greatest love story ever told. Be our guest in the frostbitten Scottish village of Lickmanochers where inexperienced mummy’s boy Bertie becomes the prisoner of an aristocratic brute with lustrous body hair and a castle that's just begging for a makeover. As the snow falls, it's not just the tension that rises...
Starring the best dame in town Matthew Baldwin (“sublime” - Guardian; “wonderful” - Time Out) and packed with big laughs, daft frocks, hilarious songs and all the panto trimmings, don’t miss London’s top festive night out. It’s fabulous fun - just NOT for all the family.
Written by Jon Bradfield & Martin Hooper
Songs by Jon Bradfield
Directed by Andrew Beckett
Produced by Oli Sones for He's Behind You!
Praise for previous He's Behind You! shows:
★★★★★ "Outrageous. The hit of the festive season" – The Stage, Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick
★★★★ "A fun festive treat. Terrifically entertaining. Delightfully daft" – Gay Times, Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick
★★★★★ "Hilarious. Delivers on every front. You won't find another show like it" – Curtain Call, Jack & The Beanstalk: What A Whopper!
★★★★ "Impeccably produced, flawlessly performed, and riotously funny, this is head and shoulders above anything of its kind" – Reviews Hub, Jack & The Beanstalk: What A Whopper!
Dates & Times
21 November - 11 January 2026
Tues - Sat 7.30pm
Sat Matinee 2.30pm
Sun matinee 1.00pm
Sun Eve 5.00pm
(No Performance: 25 Dec, 26 Dec, 31 Dec)
Wednesday 10 December - Captioned Performance
Tickets
Tickets from £25
Group Bookings
15+ - 10% Off - Click Here To Book
20+ - 15% Off and Booker Goes Free - Contact The Box Office
There is a £2.50 booking fee charged per ticket on phone and internet orders, and 50p restoration levy charged on all tickets. Box office at venue open to personal callers from 2 hours before the curtain time for every performance.
For access bookings, please call the Box Office on 08444 930 650
For access patrons arriving by car or taxi, please call us the day before the performance and we can supply an access code for Villiers Street
Tel: 08444 930 650