Jack and The Beanstalk

Laugh your stockings off to this profoundly silly and staggeringly naughty new adults-only pantomime, from the team behind Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick (★★★★★ "the best adult pantomime in London" - Theatre Weekly).

Jack Trott is very poor, very gay and very horny, living with his mum on a dilapidated dairy farm ten miles from the nearest Grindr user. When he sells their beloved cow for a handful of magic beans, his mum throws them in the compost - and they wake up to the biggest, thickest stalk they've ever seen. Is there a giant at the top? And if so... is he all in proportion?

This magical musical adventure is everything a panto should be - just NOT for all the family!

Following his unforgettable performance as Queen Gertrude, the outrageous Matthew Baldwin ("wonderful as ever" - Time Out) returns to play Dame Trott.

Responses to last year’s panto from the same team:

★★★★★ “The hit of the festive season” – The Stage

★★★★ “Terrifically entertaining” – Gay Times

★★★★★ “I don’t think I have laughed so hard in a theatre ever” – Box Office Radio

★★★★ “A filthy festive delight. Outstanding” – All That Dazzles

★★★★★ “The pantomime we never knew we needed. A must-see” The Live Review

Written by Jon Bradfield and Martin Hooper

Songs by Jon Bradfield

Directed by Andrew Beckett

Featuring Matthew Baldwin as the Dame

Produced by Oli Sones for He’s Behind You Ltd

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